SS - sexual story

2BIG are here again - but just for a couple of months.

I remember when we started to write this blog. We just had started to live together and I took this video that was about our first laundry day at Unterhof. I had a big vision about it how we will post it - gosh how things have changed after that.

When we first came to Germany and I got to know Alex, we were talking on the bus how we will visit all the restaurants that we have on Frankfurterstraße, how we are gonna write a bucket list about things to do on our erasmus year. We were actually dreaming about making this blog a fucking awesome success story and that we will be famous someday (don't know if Alex was as serious about it as I was). But now the months have gone and we just have left june and july, two pathetic months.

You know what changed our success story? Even tho we haven't been posting about it on our blog, our lives have changed completely when the year 2014 started - actually at the same time.
When Alex had her birthday, she met her boyfriend. Also I did, just at a different place.

What we didn't tell you dear readers (or Alex didn't), we went to Marktplatz after Alex's birthday surprise at Marjorie's. Alex was giving candy to total strangers, and we ended up going to Unterhof with two of these strangers - no, they didn't end up being our boyfriends today.

Anyways, we went to Unterhof. We were little bit tipsy and finally Alex found him, Jake, from the balcony - thanks to Melih or Joseph (can't remember which one it was). When I noticed that Alex had found her entertainment for the night, I continued my evening with Stuart, one Lithuanian guy and these two strangers from Marktplatz, direction Monkeys.

After some nice Jägershots, wine and weird colamixuredrink I found my boyfriend from the dance floor - pretty funny story actually, too bad you're not gonna be reading about it on this blog.

But long story short; me and Alex both fell in love. So lonely single bitches out there; if u wanna meet the love of your life, PLEASE arrange a surprise party to your best friend and get tipsy as a motherbitch.  

Because of this whole "falling in love" -thing, me and Alex have been öhm, lets say, occupied. We had our own up and downs also because of this big change in our lives. Poopproblems etc (I just love to write words together - gives it a kinda finnish edge).

But now, I feel like we are back in the game. Our friendship is not just about partying and having fun. Friendship is also a relationship and it will give you so much more if you want to work on it. We really know each other better and appreciate each other so much more as we did in the beginning. Even tho we have now quite different lives and we are not together 24/7, I still know I will have a place in Alex's life in the future - and she also has a place in mine.

Holymoly this is intense what I have been writing on this blog - sorry man.


But finally I think I can now start to tell about my birthday that Alex and some of my other friends arranged for me (even tho I heard that Alex was the brain of the whole awesomeness that I got).

Because what I had done for Alex on her birthday, I knew she had arranged something. I was waiting for something all the time - something obvious that would happen. I was just teasing myself by trying to think as Alex does, and it went totally wrong, my thoughts I mean.

On the last night, 22.5. I was staying at my boyfriends place, and he was asking my schedule for my birthday; if I'm going to the gym and going to my classes etc. I went to sleep little bit disappointed that he hadn't arranged anything for me on that night…

In the morning I woke up at 6.30 - alone. I knew my bf was gonna do breakfast for me, but at 6.30 in the morning?! I tried to continue sleeping, but I couldn't. At 7 he entered the room and asked, if I want to have my birthday present and told that the breakfast is ready in 10 minutes. I started to ask "why this soon?!" and he went to get my present. He came back to the room holding a big, flat packet that had a cupcake on it with a lighted candle, a birthday card and a paper with a long text. I started by reading the note. It told me to go to the university at 8, not to ask questions, just follow the clues that I will find on my way. I was confused - did I really have to go to my class at 8?!
After reading the paper that Alex had wrote to me, I opened the packet and ate the cupcake. Friedel (my bf) had made a collection of our pictures and framed it for me (thank you reader for the "aaaaaw" -noises).

I headed to the breakfast table and started to put myself ready to the Uni. I went to the classroom, as I had been told on the paper. There it was, standing lonely in the classroom; second clue with a cupcake and a lighter. It said that my third clue will be in Phil 1 at the cafeteria at 12. That meant I had to sit in my class for 4 hours till I could go to the next clue - I even asked if I could go to Friedels to get some -you know what- but Alex told me not to follow my hormones. I almost fell a sleep at the class and started to walk to the other campus little bit earlier than I was supposed to.

The third clue was something mm, creamy and delicious - as the second clue had promised. At the cafeteria was Annika with a bottle of beige baileys and penis shaped balloons. We cracked up the bottle of baileys and I continued my journey to the bus top, where I had to take the bus to Berlinerplatz. The number 801 bus came and at Berliner I had Sara waiting for me.

Oh, Sara looked like a polka- candy under her white-red striped umbrella. She had tied balloons over her body and was standing at Berliner with a wide smile on her face (BAHHA this sounds like a scene from a weird erotic book that have been written for 50-yo women). I went to her and she gave me clue number 4; a map that told where I will find my next clue. I was so excited ! I headed to the direction that the map pointed me to! I hugged Sara again and went to Marjories.

There she was, waiting for me on the doorstep and taking photos of me. I was now wearing the balloons Sara had had on her when I saw her at Berliner.
I got in to Marjories apartment and she gave me some champagne and took me to her bathroom. She had put some candles, music and flowers all around the bathroom. Kinda seductive, don't you think?
I was supposed to just enjoy myself and take a bath and put myself ready for the day that was still ahead. I decided to take a normal shower and continued sipping my champagne.

While putting myself ready, doing makeup and nails, Marjorie had made me a salad. After I had done everything for the evening, we headed to eat the salad and I got the clue number 5; a card and a appointment at a salon. Marjorie called me a cab that took me to the salon and there was waiting my flower headband and a girl that knew what to do with my hair! Amazoon

She started to curl my hair and in the end I had two hairstylist doing my hair and putting it together. All of a sudden Friedel came in to the salon as well and after my hair was done and fabulous, we went to eat together to the boat house. It was sunny again, and we enjoyed our meal outside.

Everyone was staring at me because of my hair and long dress. We finished our meal and I wanted to leave the restaurant - the sun was just shining too brightly and I was melting. We started to walk back to the city centre and went to sit in the shadow. Friedel was texting almost constantly and I just knew something was up. Somehow I got a feeling that my friends had arranged something to the central bar. Well, around 7.30 we went to the central bar and my friends were waiting for me there. They started to sing happy birthday to me and I just said "fuck you guys, I'm going home".

How amazing is this all? So many steps, I was so excited and the end was sooo amazing. So many people had came to celebrate me at central bar. I felt so lucky. Why all of these people want to be here for me - what I have done for deserve this?

The whole night was a success. Although couple of annoying bitches jumped the queue and went head of us.

In the morning I woke up happily and thought in my head; yesterday was the best day of my life.
Im so grateful to all of my friends that joined me on my birthday. The biggest hug and thanks goes ofc to my fabulous roommate, Alex. My life in Germany wouldn't be anything without you, sis.

I still don't know how I can show her how much I appreciate her and how grateful I am to her for being my friend. She is
truly a treasure. Jake is a one lucky boy !

So now I am 22. holy

with love,
Merzi

The Never Ending Story...Continued...actually coming to an end...so it's not neverending

Guten Tag Leute!

Hello again readers.  So,  I know what you are thinking and yes, it has been a very long time since either Meri or I have updated you on our adventures/crazy lives.

So here is an update on what we have been doing:

Both Meri and I have been super busy.  During Christmas break Meri and I met up in Amsterdam for a New Years celebration.  We spent 4 days there biking, partying, eating, shamelessly walking the streets, and couchsurfing with our friendly, but a little bit strange, host, Fabian.

How to describe Fabian?  He is a little like a wannabe gangster but not so much gangster.  I guess it is hard to say, but just imagine you are staying with a complete stranger that you met online who just opens his home to hundreds of guests a year (he says he's had hundreds) and doesn't know how to use a heater in the dead of winter.  Yeah, that is exactly what Meri and I did.  Fortunately, he turned out to be a pretty normal guy, however, I say normal lightly.  Meri definitely approved of him on the last day.

While we were saying goodbye and getting ready to leave, Meri gave Fabian a parting kiss.  Now I know it was an accident, one went in for a hug while the other a cheek kiss, and one thing led to another and there you have it, lips were locked!  I really can never let her live this one down.  I just wish I had a camera to document and share with all of you.  I really had to just turn around and laugh a little on the inside.

After Amsterdam, and Meri's unfortunate collision with Fabian, we got busy preparing for the end of winter semester and all the dreadful exams that come with it.

February was, well, great.  Meri left for Finland the day after the semester ended for a big party hosted by her home university.  She had a blast seeing all her old friends and her family.  I also left the same day for Valencia, Spain.  I was there for 4 days.  Meri was gone for almost 2 weeks.  Lets just say I missed her loads.

I finally purchased a second or third, maybe even fourth hand bike.  The first day Meri and I hit the road with our bikes together, she was hit with a car.  But don't fret, my readers, it was very lightly and she was not injured.  The guy seemed very sincerely sorry and we went on our way.  The guy even recognized Meri the next day while were were having lunch out and came to apologize once more.

March has been a little bit slower.  The weather has been so good we have spent many of the days out at the park.  The first day out we lost the volleyball in the river.  Our friend, being the good citizen that he is, stripped down to absolutely nothing, and I mean nothing, to jump in the river and retrieve it.  Just think,  we were in a public park set up next to a playground with tons of other people enjoying the first good weather of the year.  Lets just say we got a lot of attention for those few minutes we had a naked guy in our group.

Also I wanted to share with you guys something very special that happened recently.  The neverending story has finally ended.  It happened on a cold rainy night in.  Meri finally got to put her nipple to my bellybutton.  Yes, it is true she was overly ecstatic when I gave her the permission to do it.  She almost didn't believe me.  All you really need to know is that it was about the weirdest most awkward situation I have been in for a while.  I honestly can say that I don't think even Meri enjoyed it that much either.

Well there you have it...an ending to a ridiculous but fabulous memory that I may or may not want to remember.

Oh and today we leave you with this clip.  It's also pretty freaking ridiculous.  Leave some comments and let us know what you think.  I will tell you in both Meri's and my opinions, we do not support her ideas or words.

And of course we couldn't leave without the song of the day:

Yo man Chicago

Today has been pretty interesting. But first look what Alex found yesterday:

That is a f*cking huge spinach leaf - she's gonna be famous one day FOR SURE 

So today has been a mess. Literally a mess. I was an emo for a second, Alex did her nails and then she became an emo because of the f*cking life and stupid top coat for the nails that doesn't work. Just 10 minutes ago I threw my banana slices in the air and spilled the coffee all around our kitchen table - sorry don't have a photo of that situation, it was pretty funny. Now my knee hurts and I think it's gonna be pretty beautiful at night with the bruise and stuff, ach so. 

Everybody throw your banana slices in the air!

Look at them nails bitches 

Even though all this has happened, we had time to be a little bit feminist and think about women rights and shitty stuff that we have to handle in our lives. So why we would like to be guys:

1. Alex said, that if she was a man she would move to the mountains and be a mountain man. Then she could also be able to do "Brokeback mountain"stuff - AWESOME OR WHAT ?! ps. Heath Ledger, you'll always be in our minds.

2. This is the thing that girls think about every month; why guys don't have periods? Why, why, whyyy....... It costs so much money and we don't even want to have it. 

3. Makeup - this time guys always say "you don't have to have makeup, it's your own choice." Oh yeah, we wouldn't even have this conversation if I didn't wear makeup. 

4. Hair - ok, guys have facial hair BUT girls can't have hair anywhere. So we need much more razors than u do, mister. 

5. Hair - ON OUR HEADS. Usually it's better to have long hair than short - and that's expensive. 

6. Walking on the street - It's f*cking dangerous to walk on the street at night when you're a girl. Especially if you come from the bar and u look nice - then u can't even hide it that you're a girl. Guys can walk on the streets when ever they want, also naked if they want! If girls walked on the street naked it would be "hello rapers" for us. 

7. Assumptions - girls have to clean, do food, take care of the kids... It is proven, that the people that stay at home and don't go to work are more likely to suffer from depression. 

Ok, I'm not gonna continue this feminist blog text, because after all we love being a woman. I think we'll never stop complaining how unfair it is for being a woman - we just have to suck it up and be as fabulous as we can. Even though it's f*cking expensive. 

With love,
Meri

Ps. Today we're going to have a lot of fun in the Audimax party! 

Okeyy aaaand YouTube doesn't want want to work with me. So fuck you YouTube. Ah, it's going to be such a good night. 

Bellybuttons, Nipples, and Cinnamon toes?

Ok, I'm going to start off saying: No homo.

The reason for that is because, what you are about to read may come of a little on the lesbian side.  I assure you neither Meri or I are bating for the same team.

Now that you have read that little disclaimer...

Living with Meri has been quite an experience.  We get along so well that it's almost creepy.  Of course there are things we don't agree on a lot of the time, but for the most part we are pretty much always on the same page.  Everyday is pretty normal.  As you have seen in previous posts from us, we usually sit around our kitchen table with our laptops and surf the internet and talk and drink coffee all day, that is, until we actually have to come back to reality and have some responsibilities and leave the house. That thing called school sometimes requires our attention, unfortunately.

Anyway, most of our conversations are pretty normal.  We talk about the things happening in our lives with boys, school, gossip, and our families.  (Despite being thousands of miles away from our families, we have come to the realization that we still have lives back home that we are connected to requiring our active participation.)  Sometimes, ok really like a majority of the time, our conversations take a turn for the downright strange.  I will let you read for yourself.

Conversation between Meri and I:

Meri: "You know, what are those things that some people have with their bellybutton?  When it sticks out and there is like a knot in their bellybutton."
Alex: "You mean an 'outie'.  I have an 'innie' and some people have an 'outie'."
Meri: "Oh so a lot of people have them?"
Alex: "Yes. It's pretty normal."

Mind you she had just come from the shower and was changing.

Meri: "I'm always just walking around with my nipples out.  It's so nice that we can be roommates and that this doesn't bother you."
Alex: "I mean we are both girls and I have boobs to, not a big deal to me. I don't even notice it  anymore."
Meri: "Can I put my nipple to your bellybutton?"
Alex: (long and confusing pause)..."WTF?" No.
Meri: "But...but it will be like a blood pact that you do with your friends when you are kids!"
Alex: "No. Not going to happen. Think about all the kids who now have AIDs from mixing their blood together like that."
Meri: "It's just my nipple going into your bellybutton.  I would do this with my sister!"
Alex: "No. End of discussion.  You will not be putting your nipple anywhere near my bellybutton."
Meri: "Please, please, please! We will be even better friends if you let me do it! I just want to see what it is like, please!
Alex: "No. Your nipples are going nowhere close to my body at all.  Seriously I'm just going to forget you even asked that question at all."
Meri: "I'm going to do it when you are sleeping and you will never know."
Alex: "Not going to happen. End of story."

I thought the discussion had ended, but to my dumbish surprise, it hadn't.  Saturday night we invited our friends Pekko and Stuart over for a movie night.  I had been sick all weekend so Meri thought it would be a good idea for me to have some human interaction other than her! While I stayed at home in bed, she went to meet with Pekko for some drinks and Finish conversation.  Later they came to the house and we had banana bread and tea while we waited for Stuart to show up.  Here is where my dumb self shouldn't have been surprised.  Meri says, "I told Pekko about me putting my nipple to your bellybutton!" and Pekko says, "I think it's such a good idea.  I can just imagine someone putting a nipple into a bellybutton.  The thought is so nice."

I was dumbfounded.  Really, this conversation again.  "No. No. No. It's not going to happen.  I don't want Meri's, let alone anyone's, nipple in my bellybutton.  How about she puts her nipple in your bellybutton Pekko?" I said.  "I think it would be better with two girls." Pekko explained.  Typical guy, always up for girl on girl action.  Not to disappoint, Pekko, it's never going to happen.  I don't know what it is about these Europeans, but they are all so open to their sexualities, don't get me wrong I consider myself pretty open about my sexuality, but this is just to much!

So in conclusion, I am still being badgered about letting Meri put her nipple in my bellybutton.  Not only by Meri, but now also Pekko and Stuart are on board for this to happen!

I'll open the question up to the readers:  Do you think I should let Meri put her nipple into my bellybutton?  Leave some comments and let us know what you think.

Here is a little clip of what we are listening to today:

P.S.
Last night I stayed at a friends house because it was to late to walk home in the dark.  While I was sleeping on the couch, my toes felt like I had hot cinnamon sticks on them :)

With Love Alex :)

The story of kidnapped Alex

It was a normal Monday night, which means Ulenspiegel party. Alex put herself ready for the night but this time I decided to stay at home. She left, I went to sleep.

This morning I woke up; my alarm was set at 7.15 like always, and I was ready to do my morning porridge. Alex and I are shearing the same bed (nothing sexual, just the cheapest way to get a good bed) and every morning I'm trying to wake up really quietly so that I don't wake her up. This morning she wasn't there, she hadn't came home last night. What had happened?

I run out of the bed and checked the apartment - nothing. Not her coat, not her shoes, not her keys on the table. She hadn't come home and I know she wouldn't have gone to no-ones place to be filthy. 

I texted and called everyone - "where is Alex?" "were you late last night?" "was she drunk?". Thoughts went trough my head; maybe she decided to walk back home from the bar (because that stupid motherfucking thing does that, she doesn't have karate moves, I don't know how she is brave enough to do that kind of shit; walking alone on the scary Frankfurterstraße, psycho) and someone kidnapped her, or raped her, or she fell asleep on the street... I was worried and almost shitting my pants. 

I still decided to go out for morning run, but it didn't work out that well. I was just watching all the streets and thinking that everyone that passed me buy had taken Alex. I was sure that someone had buried her in the forest... And then this scary little fucker idea came to my head: our apartment. The nice people who gave us this apartment.

 Alex had told me how it's very unsafe to be american citizen, that there are people who are willing to kidnap you. I remember how surprised we were, when we were still looking for an apartment and our current landlord called us about they're having an open house. We didn't even remember about contacting them about the apartment, but we went to the open house and got it. 

Maybe our landlord was involved in Alex's kidnapping? They had been spying our house...? Maybe they were working for some kind of group?

So, Alex was gone. I came back from my morning run and went to have my private time in the "powder room" that has now toilet paper. I was just gonna start to cry and was texting with Dan when suddenly I heard noise coming from the hallway. Someone opened our front door - ALEX YOU MOTHER FUCKER.       

If I hadn't been sitting, I would have ran to Alex and hugged and kissed her. I was so relieved, she wasn't dead! Our landlord isn't evil, she is still amazing! 

Apparently Alex had stayed the night over our friends place - she was too tired to walk back home (and she still doesn't have those karate moves) and too broke to call the cab. 

Thank you rapers that you didn't take my dear roommate. 

Now Alex is very sorry for making me worried. And she cut her hair - not because I asked her to do it. 

This beautiful dance is for you, dear readers. Alex is doing that shit a lot.

With love,
Meri and the non-kidnapped Alex

Take me to the candy shop

Alex just went back to bed - Im here listening to Shania Twain. Damn, she's a genius! Gotta love these beautiful and tasteful videos. Thank you daddy for introducing me to Shania Twain when I was about 6 years old.  

For me Halloween is over. My costume is covered in all kinds of alcoholic drinks and smells like tobacco and hotdogs. I'm so glad that we don't celebrate Halloween in Finland - yet. I think next year I'll just try to do the trick or treat and go to ghost haunting ! This kind of lifestyle that you sleep approximately 5 hours every night doesn't suit for me. 

I dont like kids, especially babies, but this is funny 

I'm really tired and I want to go to bed also. I have to go to party to Frankfurt tonight with Annika and I feel like I weight about 5890289 kg and smell like 872646 hotdogs. I'm such a lady 

I'm just gonna post a little summary about our Halloween. No words, just pictures. Enjoy you little bunnyrabbitreaderkisskisselephant and I can assure you that we come in to your dreams. Peace and blessings 

Just had to post this photo, because Alex doesn't like old people. These are some random grannies + grandpa

ROUND NUMBER 2 

YEAP that was it. We had so much fun and we got to know some new people. Thank you german people who wanted to talk with us and encouraged us to talk german! And a big thank for the amazing minicar driver, who took us to Tannys party from Marktplatz. You're amazing!

Ps. I'm really sorry that this post isn't funny. I'm not working well right now - maybe next week Alex will post a stupid video about us. Probably, I don't promise anything.

With hotdogarmits love,
Meri