Yo man Chicago

Today has been pretty interesting. But first look what Alex found yesterday:

That is a f*cking huge spinach leaf - she's gonna be famous one day FOR SURE 

So today has been a mess. Literally a mess. I was an emo for a second, Alex did her nails and then she became an emo because of the f*cking life and stupid top coat for the nails that doesn't work. Just 10 minutes ago I threw my banana slices in the air and spilled the coffee all around our kitchen table - sorry don't have a photo of that situation, it was pretty funny. Now my knee hurts and I think it's gonna be pretty beautiful at night with the bruise and stuff, ach so. 

Everybody throw your banana slices in the air!

Look at them nails bitches 

Even though all this has happened, we had time to be a little bit feminist and think about women rights and shitty stuff that we have to handle in our lives. So why we would like to be guys:

1. Alex said, that if she was a man she would move to the mountains and be a mountain man. Then she could also be able to do "Brokeback mountain"stuff - AWESOME OR WHAT ?! ps. Heath Ledger, you'll always be in our minds.

2. This is the thing that girls think about every month; why guys don't have periods? Why, why, whyyy....... It costs so much money and we don't even want to have it. 

3. Makeup - this time guys always say "you don't have to have makeup, it's your own choice." Oh yeah, we wouldn't even have this conversation if I didn't wear makeup. 

4. Hair - ok, guys have facial hair BUT girls can't have hair anywhere. So we need much more razors than u do, mister. 

5. Hair - ON OUR HEADS. Usually it's better to have long hair than short - and that's expensive. 

6. Walking on the street - It's f*cking dangerous to walk on the street at night when you're a girl. Especially if you come from the bar and u look nice - then u can't even hide it that you're a girl. Guys can walk on the streets when ever they want, also naked if they want! If girls walked on the street naked it would be "hello rapers" for us. 

7. Assumptions - girls have to clean, do food, take care of the kids... It is proven, that the people that stay at home and don't go to work are more likely to suffer from depression. 

Ok, I'm not gonna continue this feminist blog text, because after all we love being a woman. I think we'll never stop complaining how unfair it is for being a woman - we just have to suck it up and be as fabulous as we can. Even though it's f*cking expensive. 

With love,
Meri

Ps. Today we're going to have a lot of fun in the Audimax party! 

Okeyy aaaand YouTube doesn't want want to work with me. So fuck you YouTube. Ah, it's going to be such a good night. 

It's Sunday....in Deutschland

Ok so for all you people who do not live and have never been to Deutschland(Germany) here is a little explanation of why Sunday in Deutschland is such a big thing:

ABSOLUTELY ALL THE SHOPS ARE CLOSED ON SUNDAY!

So in most peoples minds you would think, "Great a day I can be super productive and get so much stuff done like homework and housework and other miscellaneous random ass shit that I procrastinated doing during the week because I've just been to busy to even try to do it." That is not the case for Meri and I.  Here is a little look at our day that we should be doing shit that we need to do:

This is what I find when I come from the bathroom.

Highest level of Procrastination achieved. (Along with some salad dressing).

Procrastination!

We have been talking about doing our laundry for a week.  Sunday is usually laundry day in the Almer Forwie household.  Still procrastinating that one.

We would rather do shit like this.

my reaction to the above picture :)

 Oh yeah and we ran out of toilet paper.  It's sunday......

 

Meri really has to shit!

And just a little look at what we are listening to:

So basically Sundays are a fun filled day of procrastination and doing stupid shit that makes no sense to anyone but us! Peace and Blessings from this crazy bitch :)

With love Meri and Alex!

ALEX

This is Alex

She's the other part of Broke Internationals, the American one. Her name is Alex, she's 20 and her birthday will be 18.12. - We're gonna have a big party on December! 

The first time when I saw her, I thought she's quiet and that she doesn't like me - she's quite the opposite! She's loud, she loves me and she's just fucking awesome. Sorry for my bad language, I'm not sorry höhö.

The first night together

We were sitting next to each other in the bus sending pictures 

Alex doesn't like microwaves that much; when her food gets cold, she doesn't want to warm it again. The same goes to tea and coffee; she drinks it, even though it's cold.

We moved to our house! 

Alex likes the color pink. She loves animals and wants to get a cat in our apartment.

Alex eating finnish candy in a S-bahn!

Alex likes to meditate. One night we went out, she said she feels like she's high because of meditation. She really has the strength to concentrate and she can keep her mind about things - I mean if she wants something, she's gonna get it. I really envy that part of her. 

The annoying laundry day in Unterhof

Alex doesn't like licorice; I will get some finnish licorice to her and then she'll love it! Whoop whoop

She loves black chocolate and is always making something good for us.  

We have our weird moments and I have a lot of videos of Alex where she's dancing. I love her sense of humor, especially when she can get my stupid jokes. The way that she makes people feel around her is really really amazing; you can only feel like home around her. She's always making sure, everything's ok. So unselfish.

We were going to eat Spaghetti eis!

Alex is an vegetarian, even though we ate some turkey for the first lunch in our house. She likes eggs, loves spinach and could cover the whole fucking sachertorte with sahne. She's mad about whipped cream and of course peanut butter and nutella - especially the mixture of them. 

Alex is an amazing cook! And that's one of her dreams, to have own restaurant. She makes the best avocado pasta and cookies. She knows that she's good at cooking, and that makes her cookings more better! She has the talent, and she's not afraid to use it. One time she made a cake and was unsure if it's good. It was just fucking awesome! I could have swam in that cake. 

DJ's birthday

Alex has one whole bag full of chocolate, just for her grand mum. Under you can see all of the beauty of the bag - we have ate a lot of that chocolate. I'm a chocolate freak.

Our first night in our crib with chocolate

Alex is really bossy sometimes. She likes to take control of everything and it's fine by me! She's always the leader of the group and is always ready to help everyone. She's so shearing and warm person.

In Frankfurt

Alex is a traveller. She wants to see the world, she wants to see what's out there. She enjoys just to experience things and is open to everything. Even though she's pretty strict about what she wants, she can always do compromises with everyone. She never wants people to feel bad or sad about their selves.

She was being funny 

As everyone, Alex also has dreams. Dreams about what she wants to be. Sometimes I with I could be more like her, I think she doesn't even know how amazing she is!

Alex plays golf and just now she put a flag on our wall with signatures - of course golf players signatures. 

Our intelligent drunk-night <3 

So that's her! My little hunny booboo. I love you with all my heart and you're my best friend and I know, that's gonna be the fact of the rest of our lives. PUSIPUSI 

With love,
Meri