The reason for that is because, what you are about to read may come of a little on the lesbian side. I assure you neither Meri or I are bating for the same team.
Now that you have read that little disclaimer...
Living with Meri has been quite an experience. We get along so well that it's almost creepy. Of course there are things we don't agree on a lot of the time, but for the most part we are pretty much always on the same page. Everyday is pretty normal. As you have seen in previous posts from us, we usually sit around our kitchen table with our laptops and surf the internet and talk and drink coffee all day, that is, until we actually have to come back to reality and have some responsibilities and leave the house. That thing called school sometimes requires our attention, unfortunately.
Anyway, most of our conversations are pretty normal. We talk about the things happening in our lives with boys, school, gossip, and our families. (Despite being thousands of miles away from our families, we have come to the realization that we still have lives back home that we are connected to requiring our active participation.) Sometimes, ok really like a majority of the time, our conversations take a turn for the downright strange. I will let you read for yourself.
Conversation between Meri and I:
Meri: "You know, what are those things that some people have with their bellybutton? When it sticks out and there is like a knot in their bellybutton."
Alex: "You mean an 'outie'. I have an 'innie' and some people have an 'outie'."
Meri: "Oh so a lot of people have them?"
Alex: "Yes. It's pretty normal."
Mind you she had just come from the shower and was changing.
Meri: "I'm always just walking around with my nipples out. It's so nice that we can be roommates and that this doesn't bother you."
Alex: "I mean we are both girls and I have boobs to, not a big deal to me. I don't even notice it anymore."
Meri: "Can I put my nipple to your bellybutton?"
Alex: (long and confusing pause)..."WTF?" No.
Meri: "But...but it will be like a blood pact that you do with your friends when you are kids!"
Alex: "No. Not going to happen. Think about all the kids who now have AIDs from mixing their blood together like that."
Meri: "It's just my nipple going into your bellybutton. I would do this with my sister!"
Alex: "No. End of discussion. You will not be putting your nipple anywhere near my bellybutton."
Meri: "Please, please, please! We will be even better friends if you let me do it! I just want to see what it is like, please!
Alex: "No. Your nipples are going nowhere close to my body at all. Seriously I'm just going to forget you even asked that question at all."
Meri: "I'm going to do it when you are sleeping and you will never know."
Alex: "Not going to happen. End of story."
I thought the discussion had ended, but to my dumbish surprise, it hadn't. Saturday night we invited our friends Pekko and Stuart over for a movie night. I had been sick all weekend so Meri thought it would be a good idea for me to have some human interaction other than her! While I stayed at home in bed, she went to meet with Pekko for some drinks and Finish conversation. Later they came to the house and we had banana bread and tea while we waited for Stuart to show up. Here is where my dumb self shouldn't have been surprised. Meri says, "I told Pekko about me putting my nipple to your bellybutton!" and Pekko says, "I think it's such a good idea. I can just imagine someone putting a nipple into a bellybutton. The thought is so nice."
I was dumbfounded. Really, this conversation again. "No. No. No. It's not going to happen. I don't want Meri's, let alone anyone's, nipple in my bellybutton. How about she puts her nipple in your bellybutton Pekko?" I said. "I think it would be better with two girls." Pekko explained. Typical guy, always up for girl on girl action. Not to disappoint, Pekko, it's never going to happen. I don't know what it is about these Europeans, but they are all so open to their sexualities, don't get me wrong I consider myself pretty open about my sexuality, but this is just to much!
So in conclusion, I am still being badgered about letting Meri put her nipple in my bellybutton. Not only by Meri, but now also Pekko and Stuart are on board for this to happen!
I'll open the question up to the readers: Do you think I should let Meri put her nipple into my bellybutton? Leave some comments and let us know what you think.
Here is a little clip of what we are listening to today:
P.S.
Last night I stayed at a friends house because it was to late to walk home in the dark. While I was sleeping on the couch, my toes felt like I had hot cinnamon sticks on them :)
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| With Love Alex :) |
